Terms & Conditions

Welcome to SHLUMPT.CO ("Company," "we," "us," or "our"). These Terms and Conditions ("Terms") govern your access to and use of the SHLUMPT.CO website (the "Site") and any purchase of products sold through the Site, including battery-powered vaporizer devices and related hardware and accessories (collectively, "Products"). By accessing the Site or purchasing a Product, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use the Site or purchase our Products.

Our Products are intended solely for adults of legal smoking/vaping age in their jurisdiction (21 years of age or older in the United States, or such higher age as required by local law). By using this Site or purchasing a Product, you represent and warrant that you meet this age requirement and that possession and use of vaping hardware is legal in your jurisdiction.

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order if we suspect the purchaser does not meet applicable age requirements, and to require age verification at checkout or delivery, including third-party identity/age verification services.

We are not responsible for verifying compliance with local, state, or federal law in your specific jurisdiction; that responsibility rests with you as the purchaser. It is your sole responsibility to know and follow the laws in your jurisdiction regarding possession, purchase, and use of vaping hardware, including any local flavor, sales, or import restrictions.

By placing an order, you represent that you are purchasing for personal use and not for resale, and that you are not purchasing on behalf of, or for redistribution to, any person under the legal age requirement.

SHLUMPT.CO sells battery systems, devices, and hardware accessories only. We do not manufacture, sell, distribute, or endorse any e-liquid, oil, concentrate, combustible material, or any other consumable substance intended for use with our Products.

Any consumable material used in conjunction with our Products is obtained by you from third parties entirely at your own risk. We make no representations regarding the safety, legality, quality, or compatibility of any third-party consumable used with our hardware, and we expressly disclaim any liability arising from your use of third-party substances in our devices.

It is your sole responsibility to ensure that anything you use in conjunction with our Products is legal, safe, and appropriate for the device, and compatible with its specifications (voltage, resistance, coil type, thread type, etc.).

We are not responsible for any interaction, reaction, malfunction, or damage resulting from combining our Products with any third-party hardware, consumable, or modification not sold directly by us.

Battery-powered devices carry inherent risks, including but not limited to overheating, malfunction, fire, explosion, leakage, or battery failure, particularly when subjected to misuse, modification, improper charging, exposure to moisture or extreme temperatures, physical damage, or use with incompatible components or third-party substances.

By purchasing and using our Products, you knowingly and voluntarily assume all risks associated with their use, and you agree to follow all included safety instructions, warnings, and charging guidelines.

You agree to use only manufacturer-recommended chargers, batteries, and components. Use of aftermarket, third-party, or unauthorized components voids any warranty and assumption of liability described in these Terms.

You acknowledge that lithium-ion and similar batteries used in vaping hardware carry inherent risk of thermal event regardless of manufacturing quality, and that this risk cannot be fully eliminated through proper use alone. You assume this residual risk as a condition of purchase.

You are solely responsible for the proper storage, transport, charging, and disposal of the Product and its battery components in accordance with all applicable laws and manufacturer guidance, including applicable battery recycling and hazardous-waste regulations.

Subject to the exclusions in Section 5, we offer a limited warranty covering manufacturing defects in the device for fourteen (14) calendar days from the date of delivery.

During this period, if a Product fails to function due to a manufacturing defect (and not due to misuse, neglect, or any excluded cause below), we will, at our sole discretion, repair the Product, replace it with the same or a comparable model, or issue a refund/store credit.

To make a warranty claim, you must contact us within the 14-day window with proof of purchase and a description (and, if requested, photo/video evidence) of the defect. Claims made after 14 days will not be honored.

This 14-day warranty is the sole and exclusive warranty provided by SHLUMPT.CO. No other warranty, express or implied, applies beyond this period, except where prohibited by law.

Any repaired or replaced Product is covered only for the remainder of the original 14-day period, not a new 14-day period from the date of replacement.

We reserve the right to require the defective Product be returned to us, at your cost unless we agree otherwise, before issuing any replacement, repair, or refund.

We are not responsible or liable for damage, malfunction, injury, or loss arising from or related to:

• Neglect, abuse, misuse, or failure to follow included instructions
• Physical damage, drops, cracks, water/liquid exposure, or exposure to extreme temperatures
• Use of the device with any e-liquid, oil, concentrate, or combustible material of any kind
• Use of third-party or aftermarket batteries, chargers, coils, or components not provided by us
• Unauthorized modification, disassembly, or repair attempts
• Normal wear and tear, including cosmetic wear, fading, or degraded battery capacity over time
• Any use of the Product for a purpose other than its intended use
• Any claim made outside the 14-day warranty window
• Charging the device using non-compatible cables, adapters, or power sources
• Use of the Product after any visible sign of damage or malfunction
• Any injury, fire, property damage, or other loss resulting from any of the above

Except for the limited warranty expressly stated in Section 4, the Products and Site are provided "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE," without warranties of any kind, whether express, implied, or statutory, including but not limited to implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, and non-infringement, to the fullest extent permitted by law.

We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, secure, or error-free, or that any defects will be corrected, or that the Site or the servers that make it available are free of viruses or other harmful components.

No advice or information, whether oral or written, obtained from us or through the Site shall create any warranty not expressly stated in these Terms.

This section does not affect any statutory rights that cannot lawfully be excluded or limited, including certain rights under the Song-Beverly Consumer Warranty Act described in Section 19.

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall SHLUMPT.CO, its owners, officers, directors, employees, contractors, or affiliates be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages, including but not limited to loss of profits, revenue, data, goodwill, personal injury, or property damage, arising from your purchase or use of our Products or the Site, even if we have been advised of the possibility of such damages and even if a remedy fails of its essential purpose.

To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total aggregate liability for any claim arising out of or relating to these Terms, the Site, or any Product, whether in contract, tort (including negligence), strict liability, or otherwise, shall not exceed the amount you actually paid for the Product giving rise to the claim.

These limitations apply regardless of the number of claims or the theory of liability, and are intended to apply to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, including in the state of California.

Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of certain damages or implied warranties. In such jurisdictions, our liability is limited to the greatest extent permitted by applicable law. Nothing in this section is intended to limit liability that cannot be limited under applicable law, including liability for gross negligence, willful misconduct, or fraud, or non-waivable consumer protections described in Section 19.

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless SHLUMPT.CO and its owners, officers, directors, employees, contractors, and affiliates from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or in any way connected with: (a) your use or misuse of a Product; (b) your use of any third-party substance or component with a Product; (c) your violation of any applicable law or regulation; (d) your breach of these Terms; (e) your violation of any third-party right, including intellectual property or privacy rights; or (f) any content or information you submit to the Site.

We make no health, therapeutic, cessation, or medical claims of any kind regarding our Products. Nothing on the Site should be construed as medical advice. Consult a physician with any health-related questions before use of any vaping product.

We attempt to display Product colors, images, and descriptions as accurately as possible, but we do not warrant that images are fully accurate representations of the Product you receive; actual color and finish may vary slightly due to display settings or manufacturing batch.

We reserve the right, without prior notice, to: limit order quantities; refuse any order; correct any pricing, typographical, or descriptive errors; and cancel or refuse to fulfill any order affected by such an error, even after an order confirmation has been sent, with a full refund of any amount charged for the affected order.

All prices are subject to change without notice. We are not liable for any price difference between the time you viewed the Product and the time your order is placed or shipped.

Shipping and delivery dates are estimates only and are not guaranteed. We are not liable for any delay or failure in delivery caused by the carrier, customs, weather, or any cause outside our reasonable control.

Risk of loss and title for Products purchased from us pass to you upon our delivery of the Product to the shipping carrier. We are not responsible for Products that are lost, stolen, or damaged after being handed to the carrier, though we may, at our sole discretion, assist you in filing a claim with the carrier.

You are responsible for providing an accurate shipping address. We are not responsible for orders delayed, lost, or misdelivered due to an incorrect address provided at checkout.

You are solely responsible for confirming that receipt, possession, and use of the Product is lawful at the delivery address and for the recipient, including compliance with any local restrictions on shipment of vaping hardware.

The Site and all content on it, including text, graphics, logos, product designs, and the SHLUMPT.CO name and marks, are the property of SHLUMPT.CO or its licensors and are protected by applicable intellectual property laws.

You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works from any content on the Site without our prior written consent.

Any feedback, suggestions, or ideas you submit to us regarding our Products or Site may be used by us without any obligation to compensate you, and without any confidentiality obligation on our part.

You agree not to: (a) use the Site for any unlawful purpose; (b) attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the Site or its related systems; (c) interfere with or disrupt the operation of the Site; (d) use any automated system (bot, scraper, etc.) to access the Site without our permission; (e) misrepresent your age or identity; or (f) resell Products purchased from the Site without our express written authorization. We reserve the right to terminate your access to the Site for violation of this section.

The Site may contain links to third-party websites or services (including payment processors) that are not owned or controlled by us. We are not responsible for the content, privacy practices, or terms of any third-party site, and your use of any third-party site or service is at your own risk and subject to that third party's own terms.

We are not liable for any failure or delay in performance under these Terms resulting from causes beyond our reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, natural disaster, pandemic, war, terrorism, riot, labor dispute, government action, embargo, fire, flood, or failure of third-party carriers, suppliers, or utilities.

By using the Site or placing an order, you consent to receive communications from us electronically, including via email and, where you have opted in, SMS. You agree that any notices, agreements, disclosures, or other communications we send electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communication be in writing.

Please read this section carefully, as it affects your legal rights. To the fullest extent permitted by law, any dispute, claim, or controversy arising out of or relating to these Terms, the Site, or any Product (a "Dispute") shall be resolved by binding individual arbitration, rather than in court, except that either party may bring an individual action in small claims court.

Class Action Waiver: To the fullest extent permitted by law, you and SHLUMPT.CO agree that any arbitration or proceeding shall be limited to the dispute between us individually. You waive any right to participate in a class action, class arbitration, or representative action to the extent permitted by applicable law.

If a court or arbitrator determines that this arbitration provision or the class action waiver is unenforceable as to a particular claim or dispute, then that specific claim or dispute (and only that claim or dispute) shall proceed in the state or federal courts located in Los Angeles County, California, as described in Section 18, and the remainder of this Section 17 shall remain in full force for all other disputes.

These Terms shall be governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. Subject to Section 17, any dispute arising under these Terms that is not subject to arbitration shall be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Los Angeles County, California, and you consent to the personal jurisdiction of such courts.

Nothing in these Terms limits any right or remedy you have under California law that cannot be waived by contract, including but not limited to rights under:

• Song-Beverly Consumer Warranty Act (Cal. Civ. Code § 1790 et seq.), which provides implied warranty protections for consumer goods that may extend beyond the 14-day limited warranty described in Section 4
• California Consumer Legal Remedies Act (Cal. Civ. Code § 1750 et seq.)
• California product liability laws, which impose liability for defective products regardless of contractual disclaimers in many circumstances
• Civil Code § 1668, which voids contract provisions attempting to exempt a party from liability for fraud, willful injury, or violation of law

To the extent any provision of these Terms conflicts with these non-waivable rights, California law controls and the provision is enforceable only to the maximum extent permitted.

Except as expressly provided under the 14-day limited warranty in Section 4, all sales are final. We do not accept returns for change of mind, buyer's remorse, or reasons unrelated to a covered manufacturing defect.

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time without prior notice. Continued use of the Site or Products after changes are posted constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms. We recommend checking this page periodically for updates.

Entire Agreement. These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy and any order-specific terms, constitute the entire agreement between you and SHLUMPT.CO regarding your use of the Site and Products, and supersede any prior agreements or understandings, written or oral.

Severability. If any provision of these Terms is found unenforceable, that provision will be enforced to the maximum extent permissible, and the remaining provisions will remain in full force and effect.

No Waiver. Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be deemed a waiver of such right or provision.

Assignment. You may not assign or transfer these Terms without our prior written consent. We may assign these Terms without restriction, including in connection with a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets.